Curse

Cherng Butter · Jan 12, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19

Someone in Kamadan wanted to buy my Elementalist's top today...

garethporlest18 · Jan 12, 2008, 12:28 AM // 00:28

Someone whispered me and said:

You are the biggest prick in all of Guild Wars..blah blah blah..blah..loser. I lol'ed for a while at that one. This guy did this randomly and I wasn't even talking in a town at the time. I also don't remember what he said.

Then the other day.. someone was like:

Wanna go out? Which well you know, wanted to agree but didn't..

Taurucis · Jan 12, 2008, 04:20 AM // 04:20

Random noob in Shing Jea:

Noob: *invites me*
Me:* o0??
Me: What?
Noob: are u naughty?
Me: Go to hell *leaves*

Queenie · Jan 12, 2008, 07:22 AM // 07:22

Quite random.

._.

shrouded^god · Jan 12, 2008, 07:46 AM // 07:46

I have two people on my friends list....whom I have NO IDEA who they are....but I assume they got my name from here. The first...PMs me everytime I log onto my PvP War 'I Beta Testd Ur Gf' and says 'LOL nice name shroud'....exactly the same sentence....and its honestly like....5 seconds after i log on...like they're watching. The next is just random....and happens weekly or so 'What profession do you play Shrouded?'...and its over. I added them to see if they play other characters...and maybe i recognized another of the chars....neither one are ever on any other chars....kind of odd.

Noel Hope · Jan 12, 2008, 08:21 AM // 08:21

upier · Jan 12, 2008, 08:50 AM // 08:50

"Nice asss hotlips!"
And I was like:
"Dude, ass is spelled with 2 s's not 3!"

Seriously. Learn to spell bitches, learn to spell!

Eon Ryax · Jan 12, 2008, 12:14 PM // 12:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feurin Longcastle

Sometimes honesty is...not so good.

That's what it's there for.

Not exactly a Vegas act.

The difficulties of being a vendor...

Oh dear God, I've been quoted. That was in Gunnar's Hold, and the boredom was absolutely crushing. As was the chat spam at the time, if I remember correctly. So much for trying to break the monotony. In my defense though, bonfires are hot.

chamo · Jan 12, 2008, 04:32 PM // 16:32

"If you are a girl irl, may i please worship your feet?"

Yes my ranger is sexy

HuntMaster Avatar · Jan 12, 2008, 04:51 PM // 16:51

i was ss/lb farming in desolation, was on for a long time and people started saying i was a bot. so i would say, i am a player. and they said it was an automsg. so i played off it and kept only saying "I am a player" nothing else.

people say strange/abusive/sexual things on gw every day all day. nothing really takes the cake. i must say of all the games i have played, the GW community is the rudest. not that it matters. being rude is IN, being polite is Nubsause, as i have been told many times. I feed my ignore beast daily.

explodemyheart · Jan 12, 2008, 04:58 PM // 16:58

Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.

I R Shooty · Jan 18, 2008, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Every one in the group was "WTF?!!1!" Never did get an explanation

Vizzi · Jan 18, 2008, 08:54 PM // 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by I R Shooty

Every one in the group was "WTF?!!1!" Never did get an explanation

I laughed till I couldn't breathe,. I had tears in my eyes,.

thanks for making my day,. that is just absolute random Hilarity.

N1ghtstalker · Jan 18, 2008, 09:22 PM // 21:22

aah the memories

Trylo · Jan 18, 2008, 09:46 PM // 21:46

Male Ele #1: "Why are you dancing with clothes on as an ele??? Theyre the most buff looking spellcaster!"

male ele #2: "i think this party is over." *dissapears*

xD

oh i forgot about the time a total nub blamed me (the monk) for using holy veil since it "caused nagative energy regen." i tried explaining that you take it off after you get a bad hex on you like SS. He spammed me calling me a retard and that i probably suck at the game etc. OH and he also said something about "THERES NO WAY you have good enough reflexes to take it off so fast!"... its not too hard i mean what else do you do on a computer other than doubble click stuff? sent a message saying a was gunna report him, never heard from him again

Rocky Raccoon · Jan 18, 2008, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by explodemyheart

Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.

Probably meant absorption.

Dr Strangelove · Jan 18, 2008, 09:54 PM // 21:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by explodemyheart

Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.

I hope they were too. A minor abortion rune is more than adequate for most situations.

eloogosciu · Jan 18, 2008, 10:15 PM // 22:15

I remember it clearily, I was doing Zen-daijun (I spelled it right?) mission with my fresh Canthan and Sexy Elementalist. I was new to the factions, so I hung up with some random warrior. Don't remember his name tho, so we were moving on with the progress. Ye ya, everything was fine until that guy gone mad, started to run around my character and scream something like "MAH PONY COMEZ TO UR STABLE.YOU FEELZ IT?". I was like "What the flower!?", then he started to do /dance behind my ele. I logged out quickly and deleted her. I had to.

Another thing which was freaking me out is some random polish guy who was pming to me with "sellyng sord" (i dont know how to translate BAD polish grammar into BAD english grammar

). I totally didn't know who is he, and pms like that happened once a week. I was pming back to him with "WHO THE FLOWER ARE YOU!?" and still didnt get the answer. After some time i just ignored him, BUT THE PMS ARENT STOPPING! Always another nick, the same type of message "sellyng wond" It just drives me mad, crazy, and... scared? some kind of obssesion? I dont want your sword, still a virgin! ;-(

Dylananimus · Jan 19, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11

Some funny stories there.

I've had my fair share of PvP nightmares, where somebody's life is so lacking they feel the need to flame you after a loss while in the same team, yelling like an insane monkey that everybody sucks but them (or words to that effect). What I don't understand though, is why they rant at you in PM...then instantly put you on ignore so you can say nothing back. I mean seriously, are they that socially inadequate they can't possibly deal with a reply? Meh.

Anyways, my kinda quirky story happened in AB. I was playing minion master on my female necro, and when it works...oh hell does it work, and you run around with an army of minions looking generally large and ominous. Or at least, that's how it feels ^^

So, I've got a bunch of minions and am running from shrine to shrine with my team. My guildmate realises we've picked up a stray and tells me said stray is telling me she likes my armor. I look amongst the minions, and there I spy a little ranger girl. She tells me she likes my armor once again over local (or possibly team), but I'm a litle too busy capping to reply right away.

We run around the map, taking shrines, winning easily...and she's still with us, in amongst my minions. I found it kinda funny. She wouldn't leave my side.

After we won and zoned back to wherever it was, she PMed me and told me something along the lines of..."it's a shame it's over, I was having fun being one of your minions."

I honestly didn't know what to say. It was weird but also kinda funny and cute...lol

I think I just lolled and said thank you. She didn't PM anymore, which was kind of a relief

ProgTes · Jan 19, 2008, 12:22 AM // 00:22

The strangest thing someone ever said to me was something like the following, and it happeed last week, twice.

This person I don't know thanks me for posting on guru, as he now knows where I live and he's 'gonna book his freaking ticket and get his money back'. He tells me to watch my back, knows who I am, where I live, and he tells me that I haven't got a clue who I am dealing with. And he has hacker friends, and both my account and life aren't safe. Two of those people in one week.

I told him not to buy the ticket and see a pshychiatrist. Sicko.